Top 5 Worst Handhelds

Chances are that if you’re a gamer or not a gamer you’ve owned a handheld console. Well I’ve compiled a list of what I think are the worst handheld game consoles. Let’s get straight to it then.

WORST HANDHELDS

5.

GAMEBOY MICRO

2005

Well I don’t know what to say apart from this is the most pointless console ever made. Why Nintendo why? The DS had just been released so you think that Nintendo would stop making GameBoy Advance’s and Advance SP’s so well they do only to come out with the biggest, well actually littlest piece of rubbish money can buy. Why the hell would you want a GameBoy so small it could fit in your back pocket, so every time you sit on it it breaks? Why? What it’s purpose. Why does it exist? All it is is a game GameBoy with a tiny screen so you can hardly see what your doing, Nintendo please just forget the Micro was ever made. It is rubbish.

4.

GAME.COM

1997

The Game.com. It would have been good a few years before , but at the time of its release there were already better handhelds on the market and there was of course the release of the GameBoy Color coming up. So what am I saying, well it had the potential to become pretty good. But there was some flaws. It had Internet access, and at the time that was pretty good for the time but what was the point it didn’t have Wi-Fi it had a modem so if you’re plugging into you’re phone line why wouldn’t you just use your home PC? The games for it sound pretty rubbish and well it only sold under 300′000 units compared to other consoles that was terrible. This could have been good but it wasn’t.

3.

SEGA GAMEGEAR

1991

As with most the handhelds in the early 90’s the screen was hard to see, having experienced this first hand you find out just how much of a terrible console this is. Sonic is a pretty good game as you can actually see the screen but most the time it’s rubbish, also the games suck ass. I’m searching through my bag now ummm, let’s see, Sonic, o.k, Ayrton Senna’s Monaco Grand Prix?, Donald Duck and of course Super 68 in 1. How pointless there’s actually only about 20 games on 68 in 1, because the others have just been repackaged with different titles, but are actually the same game, yeah so the GameGear sucks end of story, one interesting point though you can buy a T.V tuner for it, but I doubt you’ll be able to see a thing.

2.

ATARI LYNX

1989

So it did come out two years before the game gear so you would expect it to have problems, but this, this is in a different league. It’s terrible, first problems? well I know it’s sort of unfair but I’ve never experienced this console first hand, I’m just read of numerous problems. Let’s begin with the button’s what’s up with them? Why are they so far apart why aren’t they like the GameGear, I mean that sucked to but at least you could press the buttons easy enough. On this it just looks awkward, next as usual the screen, just like the GameGear the screen was rubbish, so that’s why it is second thanks to it’s rubbish button formation.

1.

NINTENDO VIRTUALBOY

1995

Nintendo made this as a handheld console in the 90’s. The idea was that you put it on your head and it projects 3D image’s onto the screen. Unfortunately it failed the design was huge, it gave you headaches and the library had about 14 games.What was the point? Now I deeply respect Nintendo. I think there the best gaming company in the world, but when you release something like this it ruins my visions. So Nintendo please take this concept and redo it.

Jimmyboy222

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